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[helled]

You

Never mind

How much exactly did you have to drink?

[cained]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
good wuestion
sotpped coutnign after

( give him a second. math is hard. )

five

[helled]

Five

[ Can you see his unimpressed expression, Dean? Can you? ]

You planning on stopping there or ...?

[cained]

( oh can feel that unimpressed look but too bad he doesn't care right now. )

nnnno¿?????
dont be suxh a buzkill sammy

[helled]

[ #typical ]

Hey man I'm not being anything

You know Valentine's Day has always been more your thing than mine

[cained]

uh ywah but u ciuld xome join me
isntead of
readifng
aint gonnns catxh a date like that sammy
unless ur snugkijng up with our new roomie

[helled]

What? Elle?

No

I'm not trying to catch a date

I'm trying to figure out a way out of this place

And you should be too

[cained]

u ev re condidrr i coild be getting ifnormatin out if this
i cabn get drunk and ztill do my job
also its one fucjifn daY sam
u wanna get the fucj outta here timorrow fine lets bleow thus popsicle stabd
until then let me enjoy this free boozoe

[helled]

Yeah because you're making a hell of a lot of sense right now

[ Dean's texts are almost, almost borderline Google Translate Required, and it's only because this isn't the first drunk exchange between the brothers that Sam can more or less catch Dean's jumbled meaning. ]

But I'm not gonna convince you to take it easy, am I?

[cained]

ill taje it easy when im dead

( like, really dead. then, after a pause that is just long enough for him to down another double, he adds: )

whn do u think casll be babck
gotta give him..... the thign

[helled]

You're drunk off your ass

Glitter up your nose

And you're worried about giving Cas his gift?

Dude maybe you really need to come back

[cained]

noooo im jsut tyrign to ask hwo long until i need ot be sober........ish
dont want u to ahve to drag my ass back
talk abotu walk of shame

[helled]

It'll be a something of shame that's for sure

[ Not sure if his brother can walk by the sounds of it. ]

Anyway I don't know when he's supposed to be back

Maybe tomorrow?

[cained]

shut Upppppp
ill be fien ina........ coupel hrs
hahve fun reading
NERDDD

[helled]

Dean you do know this is for all of our benefit right?

[ why is dean like this ]

[cained]

( this is exactly how dean reads that message. )

yeah yeah yeahhhhhh
bithcin to the choir sammy

[helled]

[ p l e a s e ]

I'm just saying

Maybe you could take this a little more seriously too

[cained]

sam iv'e been taking it seruoshly for two danmn weeks
which is ahellvua lot logner than i evne wanted ot be here
i deserve a DAY

[helled]

[ Well. Sam can't exactly argue with that, can he? ]

Fine

Just don't do anything profoundly stupid while you're out there

I don't really wanna have to save your ass

[ c': ]

[cained]

when have i ever done anythgin produnfdly stupid

( that's rhetorical, don't answer that. )

tuck urself in early u wont even havet o see my ass

[helled]

Do you really want me to answer that question Dean?

[ Yeah. Rhetorical, sure. ]

It is getting late

Might not be a bad idea

[cained]

no

( at least he's being honest. and getting slightly more coherent. )

dont wait up ill be fine
promise

[helled]

Okay

You need me you ring me, all right?

[ They still don't know enough about this place and it makes Sam really uneasy.

Also lbr Sam's not going to be sleeping or anything; he hasn't slept since he got here. ]

[cained]

yeah yeah u know i will

( that makes two of them. someone really needs to force these boys to catch a wink. )