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Date: 2020-05-09 07:48 pm (UTC)
cained: 𝐃𝐍𝐓 (and the evil one)
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( dean, of course, ignores sam's insistence that he's sworn off bacon (he's heard it a thousand times anyway), mostly because he knows it's half-hearted and because dean is in charge of breakfast and what he makes goes.

he takes another sip of coffee, turning to get a pan ready on the stove.
)

Uh huh. Well, looks like we're fresh out of birthday kale, Sammy, so you're getting the next best thing.

( he throws some butter into the pan and lets it melt a little before cracking two eggs into it and tossing a couple slices of bacon in for extra flavor. it doesn't take long for everything to fry (god bless cast iron), so it's only a couple minutes before he's serving sam a smiley face on a plate like when they were kids (only, this time, nothing's burnt like when they were kids). he pats sam's shoulder again. )

Eat up, champ. I'll be right back. I got a surprise for you.

( brb he's gotta go get ur bday presents )

Date: 2020-05-30 05:29 am (UTC)
cained: (and slipped away)
From: [personal profile] cained
( oh, it's definitely bad, but in, like, a hilarious kind of way. also, despite how much dean loves making fun of his little brother, he wouldn't go all out without getting him a real present, too, to make up for being an asshole with the biggest joke gift of their nebulous afterlife.

when he returns to the kitchen, he's got something under each of his arms — one significantly larger than the other.
)

Alright, Sammy, here you go. You ain't gotta thank me.

( he's already trying to suppress a laugh as he straightens a cardboard cutout of celine dion (bathed in the warm glow of lantern light) next to the kitchen table, eagerly awaiting sam's reaction. )
Edited Date: 2020-05-30 05:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2020-08-09 03:40 am (UTC)
cained: 𝐃𝐍𝐓 (but now it's time)
From: [personal profile] cained
( he loves you, sam, really. he just has a jackassy way of showing it most of the time. a bark of laughter escapes his throat at the horror on sam's face; the red flush of embarrassment on sam's cheeks is something dean takes a particularly tremendous pride in. hell yeah, mission accomplished.

he shrugs off the question, an obnoxious grin spreading across his face.
)

Night Market. They really put out for scraps, you know? ( wait, that came out weirdly sexual. whatever. ) Amazing the kind of shit they can get their hands on. Almost cashed in for the afterlifetime supply of Busty Asian Beauties, but, I, in my infinite wisdom, thought it'd be more appropriate to embarrass you directly.

( yeah, he's fully (full-frontally?) aware sam finds his taste in porn embarrassing. but that's not the point. he's getting there. )

Anyway, got you something else, too. I know you ain't gonna jerk it to Celine, so.

( he sets the other gift on the table, where it lands with a dull thud. it's book-shaped, heavy, and sam will soon uncover what is an extremely exhaustive encylopedia of serial killers. see? dean can be thoughtful when he wants to be, even when he's also insinuating that his brother gets off to serial killers. )

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